Dual....:-)
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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