What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
