dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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