That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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