You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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