weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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