Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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