god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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