I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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