I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Randomize
