five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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