is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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