And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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