I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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