she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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