Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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