no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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