btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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