let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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