it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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