If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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