the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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