But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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