I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
