my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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