that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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