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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

How was your Memorial Day?

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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(301): View more from Maryland

i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.

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