part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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