State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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