just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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