Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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