Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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