your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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