you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is wine microwaveable?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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