I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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