My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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