he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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