I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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