I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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