I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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