I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This is my life. Enjoy the view
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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