i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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