if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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