do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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