id be glad to
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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