Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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