I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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