I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
