he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
