yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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