I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
