she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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