I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
